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Resolved Question: A man my fathers age is commenting about my body. What should I do?
I have gone to camp since I was small, about seven years old. It was mandatory to take swimming. The instructor was a nice man, about my dads age, who liked me a lot. [I was his favorite] As I grew, I continued to be his favorite. He used to always take me in a boat across the lake, and he would always make sure I was having fun. When I became a teenager, I was still his favorite. I would be with my friends, yet he would only say hello to me, and he would ignore my friends. In the past two summers, things have gotten creepy. It started with him only saying hello to me. It then progressed… In the winter I saw him at a party. He asked what school I went to. I told him a private catholic school. He said “Oh your smart and beautiful too?” I thought nothing of it, as it was a genuine compliment. He then asked,”Do you have to wear the uniform?” [skirt, knee highs, etc.] I said yes. He said,” Do you roll your skirt up so the boys can see your underwear when you walk up the stairs?” I replied no and got away. This summer, he has constantly been asking me why I am not swimming, and asking why I will not put on my bathing suit. I say “Idk” and he keeps saying to go get my bathing suit on and go swimming. He said, “see you just sit there, and you’re going to get fat.” He doesn’t say this to any of my other friends, it is only me. On Friday he asked if I was going swimming. I replied ‘no’ and he said, “you used to love to swim. What happened?” I replied, “I don’t know.” He said, “I’ll tell you what happened. You went through puberty.” I was mortified. He said this in front of other people who were disgusted. It’s awful. I feel so uncomfortable. It’s a very close knit camp, so I really don’t want to talk to the director, and cause trouble. I told my dad about this last year, as it was going on then, but I don’t want my dad to handle things…Because what dad is going to like a man his age saying that to his teenage daughter..I know this lifeguard is going to continue saying these disgusting comments. Do you think I should say something to him? If so, what should I say? I don’t want to cause trouble, but I don’t want this to continue to happen either.
I don’t like it. I hate it. I dread having to see him.
Resolved Question: Blond jokes – first a few long ones & then short ones?
There was a competition to cross the English channel doing only the breaststroke, and the three women who entered the race were a brunette, a redhead and a blonde.
After approximately 14 hours, the brunette staggered up on the shore and was declared the fastest swimmer. About 40 minutes later, the redhead crawled up on the shore and was declared the second place finisher.
Nearly 4 hours after that, the blonde finally came ashore and promptly collapsed in front of the worried onlookers. When the reporters asked why it took her so long to complete the race, she replied, “I don’t want to sound like I’m a sore loser, but I think those two other girls were using their arms.”
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Two blonde girls were talking and one couldn’t help but notice how pretty and beautiful the others skin was. So she asked her outright what made her skin so soft and beautiful.”Well, once a week I fill the bathtub with milk and just soak in it.”
So the blonde went to a farm and spoke to the farmer. “I’d like a lot of milk.”
“How much?” asked the farmer.
“Well, quite a lot because I’m going to soak in it.”
He asked, “Pasteurized?”
“No…just up to my boobies.”
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Three blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol. The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and said, “So y’all want to be cops, huh?”
The blondes all nodded.
The detective got up, opened a file drawer and pulled out a folder. Sitting back down, he opened it and pulled out a picture, and said, “To be a detective, you have to be able to detect. You must be able to notice things such as distinguishing features and oddities such as scars and so forth.”
So saying, he stuck the photo in the face of the first blonde and withdrew it after about two seconds. “Now,” he said, “did you notice any distinguishing features about this man?”
The blonde immediately said, “Yes, I did. He has only one eye!”
The detective shook his head and said, “Of course he has only one eye in this picture! It’s a profile of his face! You’re dismissed!”
The first blonde hung her head and walked out of the office.
The detective then turned to the second blonde, stuck the photo in her face for two seconds, pulled it back and said, “What about you? Notice anything unusual or outstanding about this man?”
“Yes! He only has one ear!”
The detective put his head in his hands and exclaimed, “Didn’t you hear what I just told the other lady? This is a profile of the man’s face! Of course you can only see one ear!! You’re excused too!”
The second blonde sheepishly walked out of the office.
The detective turned his attention to the third and last blonde and said, “This is probably a waste of time, but . . ” He flashed the photo in her face for a couple of seconds and withdrew it, saying, “All right, did you notice anything distinguishing or unusual about this man?”
The blonde said, “I sure did. This man wears contact lenses.”
The detective frowned, took another look at the picture and began looking at some of the papers in the folder. He looked up at the blonde with a puzzled _expression and said, “You’re absolutely right! His bio says he wears contacts! How in the world could you tell that by looking at his picture?”
The blonde rolled her eyes and said, “Well, duh! With only one eye and one ear, he certainly can’t wear glasses!”
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Hear about the blonde who….?
Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight..
Couldn’t learn to water ski because she couldn’t find a lake with a slope..
Can’t work in a pharmacy because the bottles won’t fit into the typewriter..
Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went out..
Couldn’t call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button..
When asked what the capital of California was, answered “C.”..
Can’t make KoolAid because eight cups of water won’t fit into one of those little packets..
Sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
Tripped over the cordless phone.
Put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
Took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
At the bottom of the application where is says “Sign here”, she wrote Sagittarius.
If she spoke her mind, she’d be speechless.
When she heard that 90% of all crimes were around the home, she moved.
Got an AM radio. It took her 9 months to figure out that she could use it at night.
Stood staring at the frozen orange juice because it said “Concentrate”.
Saw a “¿” on her computer screen and asked another blonde,
“How do you do that?” She responded . . .
“Simple, just turn the keyboard upside down!”
Q: Why did the blonde nurse bring a red marker to work?
A: In case she had to draw blood!
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
A: It tak
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?
A: Because they can’t even keep two calves together!
Q1 How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer?
A: There’s white-out on the screen.
Q2: How can you tell if another blonde’s been using the computer?
A: There’s writing on the white-out.
Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer?
A: She didn’t like it because she couldn’t get channel 9.
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W’s.
Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress (reading her name tag) ?
A: “‘Debbie’…that’s cute. What did you name the other one ?”
Resolved Question: what is the name of this game? plz help?
when i was like….3-5 years old i played this computer game and i dont remember what it was called—its driving me crazy! it was like these village characters were throwing a b-day party for someone and so like it had a lot of minigames to help put together the party. one game was where it was like a bird or something…and she made these huge cookies. and she said little sayings like “an apple a day keeps the doctors away” or you went to some little dude in a cave and you made presents.
another game i cant remember the name of[[idk if it was the same game as above but maybe..]] where i think you had a little alphabet in front of you[on the screen] and if you clicked likee… and A then an ant-eater game would come up. but there was a game in it where there was a hen and her babies and if the babies didnt help make the biscuts then they couldnt have any. wierd…i kno.
another pc game i cant remember is uhmm…you would have to name all the seasons..or do a matching game with canoes. and there was a river/lake and a character named babs and you had to pick up all the trash in the lake.
please help..even tho these games sound dumb =p haha. thankss :]
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